The Simpsons (TV Series)

E Pluribus Wiggum (2008)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Sideshow Mel, Hans Moleman, Mayor Quimby, Krusty, New Hampshire Man, Dennis Kucinich, Politcal Analyst, Rich Texan, Count Dracula

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Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : Ralph can't be president. He's the dumbest person on the dumbest percentile group.

  Homer Simpson : Lisa, being president is easy. You just point the army and shoot.

  Lisa Simpson : And Ralph is only eight years old. It says in the Constitution you have to be thirty-five.

  Bart Simpson : The Constitution? I'm pretty sure the Patriot Act killed it to ensure our freedoms.

  Homer Simpson : [sarcastic]  "Oh, the Patriot Act is so terrible! The government might find out what library books I take out!" What's next? Finding out what operas I go to?

  [high-fives Bart] 

• Marge Simpson : We're all concerned about your weight. Bart said NASA called. They said that your gravity is pulling all the satellites out of orbit.

  Homer Simpson : Marge, that was a joke.

  Marge Simpson : I know, but it came from a true place.

• Homer Simpson : All right, everyone who didn't come out of my loins out of my house! You too, Fred Thompson.

  Fred Thompson : But I was in Die Hard.

  Homer Simpson : Pfft! Die Hard 2.

• Commercial Narrator : [Homer, part of a focus group, is watching a political ad]  Who should America elect in 2008? Former governor Vincent Aleppo said in the New York Times, "I will protect the nation from attack."

  Homer Simpson : He's got my vote.

  Commercial Narrator : But, in that same issue of the New York Times, they also printed an article about terrorist leader Nussaf Al Mustaffi.

  Homer Simpson : Dear God, what have I done?

  Commercial Narrator : "And you shall judge them by the company they keep."

  [a photoshopped image of Aleppo and Mustaffi sharing a milkshake is shown] 

  Homer Simpson : My god! They're going steady! Did everyone see that?