- King Julien: I demand custody of J.J. Look at all the danger you have heaved upon him.
- Skipper: Heaved? You're the heaver! The egg was aces 'til you pilfered him!
- King Julien: But I pilfered J.J. while he was on your watch, so you are responsible for my irresponsibility.
- Marlene: [to King Julien] You laid an egg?
- Kowalski: Highly improbable. Mammals don't lay eggs. Unless... are you part platypus?
- King Julien: What? You are a partapuss.
- Maurice: You should just let it go. I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure whatever is in that egg, it ain't one of us.
- King Julien: Oh, really, Mister Smarty-booty? And where else would J.J. come from but an egg?
- Maurice: Well, mammals usually come from...
- [Whispers in Julien's ear]
- King Julien: [Spit take] Do not gross me out with nonsense, Maurice!
- King Julien: Longly have I wished for an heir to my throne. And now the spirits have delivered to me a son.
- Marlene: Delivered to you?
- King Julien: Yes, indirectly. I shall call him Julian Jr., J.J. I will raise him to be like me: handsome, intelligent, and most of all, humble.