Pinky and the Brain (TV Series)
Star Warners (1998)
Jess Harnell: Wakk Skylicker
Quotes
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Mindy : Hi, Mr. Farmer man.
Wakk Skylicker : Hello, little nomad Nurse! I'm Wakk Skylicker.
Mindy : Whatcha doin'?
Wakk Skylicker : Farming sand. I've got a big crop this year.
Mindy : [looks at all the sand in confusion] Uhhh... okay.
[brings out 3-Pinky-O and Brain-2-Me-2]
Mindy : Wanna buy a funny vacuum cleaner man?
Wakk Skylicker : No thanks.
Brain-2-Me-2 : I am not a vacuum cleaner.
Wakk Skylicker : But I'll buy a talking garbage can any day!
[Wakk Skylicker pays Mindy with a handful of sand]
Mindy : Okay, I love you. Bye-bye.
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Wakk Skylicker : [after noticing Princess Dot in Brain-2-Me-2's projection] Hello, girl-who-looks-just-like-my-long-lost sister Nurse!
3-Pinky-O : Your sister is tiny and staticky?
Wakk Skylicker : No. She's just very, very cute.
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Brain-2-Me-2 : Are you Slappy Wanna Nappy?
Slappy Wanna Nappy : Who wants to know?
Wakk Skylicker : I'm Wakk Skylicker. My new talking garbage can has a message for you.
Slappy Wanna Nappy : He looks more like a toaster oven to me.
Brain-2-Me-2 : [sighs] May we come in and explain?
Slappy Wanna Nappy : As long as you promise to heat up my frozen waffles. I'm starving.
Brain-2-Me-2 : What I go through for galactic conquest.
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Princess Dot : [in the projection] This minifridge contains the plans to the Megastar, Girth Plotz's ultimate weapon of destruction. The Megastar must be stopped! Help me, Slappy Wanna Nappy, please! All right! Who took the last diet root beer?
Wakk Skylicker : She sounds like she's in trouble.
Slappy Wanna Nappy : With a plot line that lame, we're all in trouble.
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Wakk Skylicker : Who are you?
Yakk Soho : Yakk Soho, space ace, reporting for duty. This is my copilot, Chewbooboo.
Chewbooboo : Rrrr Bawka!
3-Pinky-O : His copilot's a chicken, I tell ya! A giant chicken!
Yakk Soho : Not if you keep a nightlight turned on.
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Skippoda : Easy is drama. Hard is comedy. Yes, yes.
Wakk Skylicker : But, Skippoda, what is comedy?
Skippoda : All that is funny around us, it is. A better place it makes the universe. Yes.
Slappy Wanna Nappy : Hurry it up, will ya, Skippy? We ain't got all day here.
Skippoda : Cranky, she is. My Aunt Slappy, she is.
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Wakk Skylicker : Hi! We've come to rescue you!
Princess Dot : My brother!
Wakk Skylicker : My sister!
Yakk Soho : My siblings!
Wakk Skylicker : My favorite Martian!
Princess Dot : My friend, Flicka!
Yakk Soho : My left foot!
[Dr. Scratchensniff appears]
Dr. Otto Scratchensniff : My, my, my!
[the Warners scream and run away]
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Slappy Wanna Nappy : [as Girth Plotz and Wakk Skylicker fight] Work it, kid. That's it. Go for the punch line.
Wakk Skylicker : Hey, I thought you just died!
Slappy Wanna Nappy : Nah, dying's too easy. It's comedy that's hard.
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Wakk Skylicker , Yakk Soho : May the Nurse be with you!