Pinky and the Brain (TV Series)
Star Warners (1998)
Maurice LaMarche: Brain-2-Me-2, Squit, Rick Blaine, Alien
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Quotes
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Brain-2-Me-2 : Come, Pinky-O. We must catch the space shuttle back to our home planet of Acme and prepare for the next millennium.
3-Pinky-O : Gee, Brain-2, what are we gonna do in the next millennium?
Brain-2-Me-2 : The same thing we do every millennium, Pinky-O. Try to take over the galaxy!
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[Mindy appears as a Jawa]
Mindy : Hello, funny vacuum cleaner man.
Brain-2-Me-2 : I am not a vacuum cleaner.
3-Pinky-O : Yes! He's a refrigerator.
Brain-2-Me-2 : No, I'm a robot stranded in the desert with his dimwitted sidekick!
3-Pinky-O : That would be me! Hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha ha!
Mindy : [giggles] Funny vacuum cleaner man!
Brain-2-Me-2 : Uh, perhaps you could direct us to the nearest space port, little girl.
Mindy : Why?
Brain-2-Me-2 : Because we need to get to the Megastar.
Mindy : Why?
Brain-2-Me-2 : Because we're trying to take over the galaxy.
Mindy : Why?
Brain-2-Me-2 : Because with me in charge, it will be a better place.
Mindy : Why?
Brain-2-Me-2 : Because I'm really smart.
Mindy : Why?
Brain-2-Me-2 : Because I am! Now stop saying "why"!
Mindy : Why?
Brain-2-Me-2 : Because you're driving me crazy!
Mindy : Why?
Brain-2-Me-2 : Pinky-O, tell her to stop!
3-Pinky-O : Why? Hoo hoo ha ha ha ha! Narf!
Brain-2-Me-2 : ENOUGH!
Mindy : Okay, I love you. Bye-bye.
[Mindy zaps the two robots]
Brain-2-Me-2 : There's a pain that is going to tingle.
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Mindy : Hi, Mr. Farmer man.
Wakk Skylicker : Hello, little nomad Nurse! I'm Wakk Skylicker.
Mindy : Whatcha doin'?
Wakk Skylicker : Farming sand. I've got a big crop this year.
Mindy : [looks at all the sand in confusion] Uhhh... okay.
[brings out 3-Pinky-O and Brain-2-Me-2]
Mindy : Wanna buy a funny vacuum cleaner man?
Wakk Skylicker : No thanks.
Brain-2-Me-2 : I am not a vacuum cleaner.
Wakk Skylicker : But I'll buy a talking garbage can any day!
[Wakk Skylicker pays Mindy with a handful of sand]
Mindy : Okay, I love you. Bye-bye.
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Brain-2-Me-2 : Are you Slappy Wanna Nappy?
Slappy Wanna Nappy : Who wants to know?
Wakk Skylicker : I'm Wakk Skylicker. My new talking garbage can has a message for you.
Slappy Wanna Nappy : He looks more like a toaster oven to me.
Brain-2-Me-2 : [sighs] May we come in and explain?
Slappy Wanna Nappy : As long as you promise to heat up my frozen waffles. I'm starving.
Brain-2-Me-2 : What I go through for galactic conquest.
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Hello Nurse : [about Brain-2-Me-2] Say, isn't that the minifridge General Plotz has been looking for?
Dr. Otto Scratchensniff : Gee, I don't know. Zat looks more like a bread maker.
Hello Nurse : No, no, no, no, no. I have one of those. Maybe it's a crock pot. Or a space heater.
Dr. Otto Scratchensniff : No. I-It's, uh... uh...
Brain-2-Me-2 : A... floor polisher!
Hello Nurse : Huh? Oh, sure! That's it!
Dr. Otto Scratchensniff : Ja! You is a floor polisher.
3-Pinky-O : You are?
Brain-2-Me-2 : [hits 3-Pinky-O] Yes! And... my colleague and I have been assigned to polish all the floors in the Megastar!
Dr. Otto Scratchensniff : Oh! Zat's nice.
Brain-2-Me-2 : And we'll start by cleaning the coffee-stained floors of the very control room where Girth Plotz beams his programming to poor, unsuspecting planets.
Dr. Otto Scratchensniff : Ja! Zat's a good place to start. Okay. Bye-bye. Have ze funzies, now.
3-Pinky-O : And all this time, I thought we were robots.
[Brain-2-Me-2 hits him]