- Goliath: What's the matter?
- Davey Hansen: What if someone asks how much that collar cost?
- Goliath: Oh.
- Davey Hansen: Um, I'll say it cost... every cent I had. How's that?
- Goliath: That's the truth.
- Davey Hansen: What if... what if Dad or someone asks how much money I had?
- Goliath: I don't know, Davey.
- Davey Hansen: I'll think of something.
- Goliath: Did you ever notice when you tell one lie, you have to tell another and another...?
- [cutting Goliath off]
- Davey Hansen: You stop saying that! I didn't tell one single lie.
- Goliath: If he calls me "Bow Wow Goliath" again, I'll bite him.
- [Davey chuckles]
- Davey Hansen: I might bite him myself.
- Goliath: What I want for my birthday more than anything in the world... is a big, fat, juicy steak! All my own.
- Davey Hansen: Ok. Big, fat, juicy birthday cake... I mean "steak".
- [both laugh]
- Davey Hansen: Wait until I see what's in my bank.
- [gets up to check piggy bank]
- Goliath: Big juicy steak. All I ever had was a steak bone.