How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Spoiler Alert (2007)

Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky

Quotes 

• Robin Scherbatsky : Oh, my God, Lily! What are you eating? Gravel?

  Marshall Eriksen : Oh, I know, right? It sounds like cufflinks going up a vacuum cleaner!

  Lily Aldrin : Well, why don't you sing about it?

  Marshall Eriksen : [singing]  Because I don't sing about everything I do!

  Robin Scherbatsky : No, no, sometimes you just sing nonsense words, like a stroke victim. And what's worse: they're catchy! Apple, Orchard, Banana Cat Dance.

  Robin Scherbatsky , Lily Aldrin , Barney Stinson , Ted Mosby : 8663.

  Robin Scherbatsky : See, we know that one because you once sang it for like three hours? What the hell is that?

  Marshall Eriksen : That's my password: AOBCD8663.

• Ted Mosby : She just never shuts up, does she?

  Robin Scherbatsky : She didn't stop to swallow her food. I was scared for her. I didn't want her to choke... at first

• Lily : Ugh, this is all Ted's fault. Ooh, like he's so perfect, Mr. Corrector.

  Robin Scherbatsky : What are you talking about?

  Lily : Oh, come on, you dated the guy for a year and didn't notice that most of what he says is correcting you?

  [flashback] 

  Robin Scherbatsky : Oh, can you hand me a Kleenex?

  Ted : Actually, Kleenex is a brand, this is a facial tissue.

  [flashback; during a movie] 

  Robin Scherbatsky : Oh my God, is Frankenstein gonna kill that little girl?

  Ted : Uh, Dr. Frankenstein isn't in this scene, that's Frankenstein's monster.

  [flashback; after having sex] 

  Robin Scherbatsky : That literally blew my mind.

  Ted : Figuratively.

  [back to the bar] 

  Robin Scherbatsky : Oh, my God, that is so annoying!

  Lily : Isn't it?

• Ted Mosby : You guys want a drink?

  Robin Scherbatsky : I'll just have a water.

  Ted Mosby : Mmm, technically, water is a drink.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Really, professor? You drink it? Is that how water works? Because I was just gonna smear it on my skin and hope that I absorbed it.

• Marshall Eriksen : I'm gonna have to wait till the results come in the regular mail. That could be weeks from now, if ever! Our mail carrier hates me ever since I asked her when the baby was due.

  Robin Scherbatsky : She wasn't pregnant?

  Ted Mosby : No, he was not.

• Marshall Eriksen : What about you, "Barney"? Okay, you... always...

  Barney Stinson : Interesting, interesting, everyone has annoying habits but me.

  Marshall Eriksen : Oh, got it. Okay, you sometimes talk in a weird high-pitched voice.

  Robin Scherbatsky : And you're constantly using lame catchphrases.

  Ted Mosby : And sometimes you space out and don't even pay attention to what we're talking about.

  Barney Stinson : I'm sorry. what? Oh, see? You can't think of anything cause I am awesome.

  Robin Scherbatsky : All three right the.