How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Spoiler Alert (2007)

Lindsay Price: Cathy

Quotes 

• Ted Mosby : So, i just got off the phone with Cathy. God, you guys are so right. I totally hear it now... See it now?... Smell it? What is it? I left the table for two minutes. What could she have possibly done in that time that was so horrible? Was it...

  [Flashback, at the restaurant] 

  Ted Mosby : I'll be back in one second.

  Cathy : One time, in the tenth grade, as a joke, I told everyone that my English teacher had sex with me.

  [laughs] 

  Cathy : He's still in jail.

  [End flashback] 

  Ted Mosby : Or maybe...

  Ted Mosby : [New flashback]  I'll be back in a second.

  Cathy : So I volunteer at the pound.

  Lily : Oh, isn't that nice?

  Cathy : Yeah. You can't imagine the rush you get from killing a unwanted dog. I make bracelets out of the collars.

  [End flashback] 

  Ted Mosby : Or...

  [Another flashback] 

  Ted Mosby : I'll be back in one second.

  Cathy : I bet he's going to the urinal. yeah. I remember when I had a penis.