How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Spoiler Alert (2007)
Alyson Hannigan: Lily Aldrin
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Quotes
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Robin Scherbatsky : Oh, my God, Lily! What are you eating? Gravel?
Marshall Eriksen : Oh, I know, right? It sounds like cufflinks going up a vacuum cleaner!
Lily Aldrin : Well, why don't you sing about it?
Marshall Eriksen : [singing] Because I don't sing about everything I do!
Robin Scherbatsky : No, no, sometimes you just sing nonsense words, like a stroke victim. And what's worse: they're catchy! Apple, Orchard, Banana Cat Dance.
Robin Scherbatsky , Lily Aldrin , Barney Stinson , Ted Mosby : 8663.
Robin Scherbatsky : See, we know that one because you once sang it for like three hours? What the hell is that?
Marshall Eriksen : That's my password: AOBCD8663.
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Lily : Ugh, this is all Ted's fault. Ooh, like he's so perfect, Mr. Corrector.
Robin Scherbatsky : What are you talking about?
Lily : Oh, come on, you dated the guy for a year and didn't notice that most of what he says is correcting you?
[flashback]
Robin Scherbatsky : Oh, can you hand me a Kleenex?
Ted : Actually, Kleenex is a brand, this is a facial tissue.
[flashback; during a movie]
Robin Scherbatsky : Oh my God, is Frankenstein gonna kill that little girl?
Ted : Uh, Dr. Frankenstein isn't in this scene, that's Frankenstein's monster.
[flashback; after having sex]
Robin Scherbatsky : That literally blew my mind.
Ted : Figuratively.
[back to the bar]
Robin Scherbatsky : Oh, my God, that is so annoying!
Lily : Isn't it?
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Ted Mosby : So, i just got off the phone with Cathy. God, you guys are so right. I totally hear it now... See it now?... Smell it? What is it? I left the table for two minutes. What could she have possibly done in that time that was so horrible? Was it...
[Flashback, at the restaurant]
Ted Mosby : I'll be back in one second.
Cathy : One time, in the tenth grade, as a joke, I told everyone that my English teacher had sex with me.
[laughs]
Cathy : He's still in jail.
[End flashback]
Ted Mosby : Or maybe...
Ted Mosby : [New flashback] I'll be back in a second.
Cathy : So I volunteer at the pound.
Lily : Oh, isn't that nice?
Cathy : Yeah. You can't imagine the rush you get from killing a unwanted dog. I make bracelets out of the collars.
[End flashback]
Ted Mosby : Or...
[Another flashback]
Ted Mosby : I'll be back in one second.
Cathy : I bet he's going to the urinal. yeah. I remember when I had a penis.
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Barney Stinson : [on Marshall's grocery list] This is like the shopping a ten-year-old does when his parents leave him alone for the weekend.
Lily Aldrin : What parent leaves a ten-year-old alone for the weekend?
Barney Stinson : And your mom was perfect.
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Barney Stinson : There's another one called "Golden Reliever", where this dog...
Lily Aldrin : We can guess.