Stephen Root: Chode

Quotes 

• Chode : [Chode's chair has been stolen]  Holy shit! My command post! My symbol of power!

  [starts to sob] 

  Bob : What got stolen, his chair or his dick?

• Chode : No! My men's magazines collection! They got them all! Oh, they were priceless! Hef came to me to do research!

• Chode : Relax, Six, you weren't going anywhere, he was beat from the get. I had Gus stand over with his goons not just to reinsure him that I wouldn't pull a fast one, it was so I could see his cards in the reflection of Gus' chest.