Corner Gas (TV Series)

The Eight Samurai (2007)

Brent Butt: Brent Leroy

Quotes 

• Hank Yarbo : There's a gas station in the city that's got this contest to win an awesome barbecue.

  Brent Leroy : Nice.

  Hank Yarbo : Some places give you a free car wash with every fill-up.

  Brent Leroy : Good deal.

  Hank Yarbo : This one place, hands out glasses with hockey team logos on 'em. Free!

  Brent Leroy : What a time to be alive.

  Hank Yarbo : How come you don't do stuff like that?

  Brent Leroy : Tell you what Hank. Go to my house, fire up the barbecue and make yourself a hot dog. Go into the kitchen cupboards, grab any glass you want and keep it. Grab the garden hose, wash you truck, all that stuff for free, providing, you pay for this tank of gas, today.

  Hank Yarbo : See? There's always a catch with you.

• [at the gas station, Wanda is putting on her jacket] 

  Brent Leroy : What, did it suddenly get cold in here?

  Wanda Dollard : I told you, I was leaving early!

  Brent Leroy : No you didn't.

  Wanda Dollard : I implied it by leaving early lots of other times!

  Hank Yarbo : You should have seen this coming.

  Wanda Dollard : I'm covering for Phil at the bar while he's on vacation.

  Brent Leroy : Wow, he must have been desperate!

  Wanda Dollard : Why would you say that? He was, but why would you say that?

  Hank Yarbo : Because bartenders are usually more sympathetic and friendly than you are.

  Wanda Dollard : Who asked you, doorknob?

• Hank Yarbo : [serving drinks]  Here you go, folks.

  Brent Leroy : What the hell are these?

  Hank Yarbo : Surf Dreams! Only, I couldn't find coconut so I used potatoes. I call them "Turf Dreams."

  Lacey Burrows : Why is it red?

  Hank Yarbo : Oh, that's ketchup, I couldn't find any grenadine.