- Milhouse: Oh, my God. I've become the world's biggest baby. Big boys don't drink moo-moo from a baba. They drink moo-moo from a big boy cup.
- Bart Simpson: Lise, I don't get it... Why does Milhouse's happiness make me sad?
- Lisa Simpson: Bart, Bart, Bart, you're worried you're losing Milhouse, and love is a selfish thing!
- Bart Simpson: Shut up! I don't love Milhouse!
- Lisa Simpson: Oh Really? The more you deny it, the more I know it's true!
- Bart Simpson: Oh, yeah? Well, whenever you're mean, I'm a trampoline. So everything you said goes back and hits your ugly head.
- Lisa Simpson: [Laughs] God, that was lame. Where did you get that?
- Bart Simpson: From Milhouse! Oh, I love him so much!
- Lisa Simpson: Aww, it's okay!
- Homer Simpson: Bart, stop talking to yourself. That'll show him. Now, how am I going to find out what color Marge's eyes are.
- Homer Simpson: Oh Marge, darling, what's the combination to our wedding album?
- Marge Simpson: Our anniversary.
- [beat]
- Homer Simpson: D'oh!