- Jeanie Boulet: You're not so bad, Dr. Pratt.
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: I know. It usually takes people a while, but I eventually win them over.
- Dr. Neela Rasgotra: Not every Indian has been to India, Morris.
- Harold Zelinsky: It's like assuming every African-American has been to Africa.
- Dr. Archie Morris: Yeah, well, I mean, I just assumed... arranged marriages, India. Hello?
- Harold Zelinsky: You assumed wrong, butt-head!