The Witcher (2007 Video Game)
Jacek Rozenek: Geralt of Rivia
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Quotes
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Geralt of Rivia : Power, sex. Sex, power. They both come down to one thing- fucking others.
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Abigail : What about your sword? I heard witchers carry two - a silver blade for monsters and steel for humans...
Geralt of Rivia : Both are for monsters.
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Geralt of Rivia : [of Adda] That spoiled little vixen... well, she wants some catoblepas. Rare would be best.
Triss Merigold : Are you kidding?
Geralt of Rivia : No. Triss, could you conjure up something, please.
Triss Merigold : Sorcery at parties is considered very unseemly...
Geralt of Rivia : I'll create a distraction.
Triss Merigold : I'll do better myself.
[casts spell]
Triss Merigold : Catoblepas steak, rare, for the Princess.
Geralt of Rivia : Thank you, Triss.
Triss Merigold : You know I can conjure up orgasms, too?
Geralt of Rivia : I think I prefer traditional methods.
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Azar Javed : I warned you. Pissing upwind leads to disaster.
Geralt of Rivia : You talk too much. Scared?
Azar Javed : This time you pissed in a tornado.
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Professor : [summoned by Javed] I come at your command, master. I listen and obey, as a genie would.
Azar Javed : Professor, cut the crap and get him.
Professor : [to Geralt] You see, witcher? Too much water around for Azar to feel comfortable. Fire mages... limited. He needs me to do the wet work.
Geralt of Rivia : Good. Two worms with one stone.
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King of the Wild Hunt : You want to fight me? So be it. Your flight from death ends here. Draw your sword.
Geralt of Rivia : I was afraid you'd suggest chess.
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Professor : I hear witchers can parry bolts in flight.
[Geralt draws his sword. The Professor points at crossbow at him. Leo tries to sneak behind the Professor]
Professor : Let's see.
Geralt of Rivia : Leo, stop!
[the Professor turns around ands shoots a bolt at Leo, who falls on the floor, mortally wounded]
Professor : Ah. Another fairy tale.
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Geralt of Rivia : I do understand your sorrow. Your solitude. If I can do anything...
Lady of the Lake : Cease treating me like a Goddess, I have enough worshippers. I lack one who sees me as other than the object of a cult.
Geralt of Rivia : Milady, simple folk... they don't understand.
Lady of the Lake : I judge them not. But let's return to your desire to help. Begin by paying me a compliment.
Geralt of Rivia : Hmmm, I'm no good at this. Milady... ehm... your... wisdom is... inferior only to your goodness.
Lady of the Lake : Enough. I choose not to believe you don't find me attractive, rather... I blame your famous scruples.
Geralt of Rivia : Milady, your... eyes are like stars glimmering in the night sky.
Lady of the Lake : Distant and cold. Weak, witcher.
Geralt of Rivia : Your ass puts others to shame.
Lady of the Lake : [bursting into laughter] None has ever paid me such a compliment! My brave knights only praised my soul, though I knew where their eyes fixated!
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Zahin Schmartz : Greetings.
Geralt of Rivia : Greetings, dwarf.
Zahin Schmartz : No pain in yer teeth? Schmartz, Zahin, dentist.
Geralt of Rivia : Geralt of Rivia, witcher, immune to cavities.
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Zoltan Chivay : You hungry?
Geralt of Rivia : [drunk] A little.
Zoltan Chivay : We've bread, but we shouldn't eat plain bread.
Dandelion : Zoltan's right. We need some lard.
Zoltan Chivay : That mummy downstairs must have a full larder...
Geralt of Rivia : You're joking!
Dandelion : That mummy must have some lard, maybe pickles, too.
Geralt of Rivia : Shani?
Shani : Just don't get caught, Geralt. I'll pay for them tomorrow.
Geralt of Rivia : Wait a second. Why me?
Zoltan Chivay : Dwarves are no masters of stealth, Shani wouldn't sneak about and Dandelion, well, he'd mess up.
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Dandelion : [asking for Grandma's diary] Show me. I wonder what granny did when she was younger... bet she was a real player.
Geralt of Rivia : One track mind.
Shani : [reading the diary] Dandelion's right! Five lovers in the first few pages.
Carmen : Still water runs deep...
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Geralt of Rivia : I'd best start at the beginning. What's your connection to Salamandra?
Berengar : What the hell... it's a simple story. They found me some time ago and the Professor made me an offer I couldn't refuse. You know the kind- help us or we'll feed you your balls.
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Geralt of Rivia : Have you turned stupid, soldier? Either leave on your feet or die on your back.
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Jacques de Aldersberg : Like you, I tried to hide my otherness. To use my powers to redeem my sin.
Geralt of Rivia : What sin?
Jacques de Aldersberg : The worst of all. My otherness.
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Alvin : Shani screamed at the man in glasses. He told her she liked freaks and he'd show her what a real man was.
Geralt of Rivia : Mmhh...
Alvin : Shani cussed him and kicked him in the...
Geralt of Rivia : Right... did they hurt her?
Alvin : No. The man in glasses started crying and the others were afraid to get close to her while she called them bad names.
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Abigail : [on Alvin] With winter approaching, if I grow hungry, I'll eat him.
[laughs]
Abigail : Doubtless the villagers think so, believing me a monster.
Geralt of Rivia : Are you one, Abigail?
Abigail : We all hide a monster inside us.
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Yaevinn : Look into my eyes, dh'oine, and you will see your death.
Geralt of Rivia : I see a blind fanatic about to perish.
Yaevinn : Silence, traitor. You've delivered death too often. Retribution awaits.
Geralt of Rivia : You might be able to brainwash young elves with your slogans, but they don't impress me, nor did they impress those you murdered.
Yaevinn : I was wrong about you. You're a blind, rabid dog biting anything that moves. Someone needs to finish you off.
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[visions of Yaevinn and Siegfried appear on the Ice Plains]
Siegfried of Denesle : [to Geralt] You thought you could stand aside.
Geralt of Rivia : I wanted no part of politics. I'm a witcher. I'm neutral.
Yaevinn : We fought for those we love. You scorned that feel; never understand it.
Siegfried of Denesle : A machine created to kill. You had no choice. Your time has past.
Yaevinn : You are obsolete. The world has no use for you. Lay down your sword and rest, Geralt.
Geralt of Rivia : [to the Grand Master] Have the courage to fight me, Jacques! Stop hiding behind specters and illusions. I'll find you.
Siegfried of Denesle : You won't get the chance.
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Alvin : [seeing a drunk Geralt returning home] You look like the Reverend returning from the cellar.
Geralt of Rivia : Alvin...
Alvin : You won't hit me, will you?
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Geralt of Rivia : I can help you break the werewolf spell.
Vincent Meis : Vrrau. No need. I'm better at catching criminals this way. Also, the criminal fear this terrible monster that defends the poor.
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Adam : [reciting his poetry] Ahem. Your hands fine and slender, your hips big and tender, all night and day, spin my head a painful way...
Geralt of Rivia : [appalled] Enough. Speak no more...
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Jacques de Aldersberg : Only a grand plan pursued without hesitation could save humanity from what I saw in my visions.
Geralt of Rivia : You trust your daydreams that much?
Jacques de Aldersberg : I never asked for these visions, this gift.
Geralt of Rivia : But you chose how to use it.
Jacques de Aldersberg : Many times you insisted special gifts should be used for just causes. I chose the most just of causes- saving millions of lives.
Geralt of Rivia : And pursued it by ending hundred of others.
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Jacques de Aldersberg : Many of the gifted foresaw the White Frost. Global cooling is this world's destiny.
Geralt of Rivia : Why fight it then?
Jacques de Aldersberg : You always believed man makes his own destiny. I seek to change all humanity's fate.
Geralt of Rivia : You robbed humanity of its right to decide. You understand nothing.
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Shani : Geralt, are you about to vomit?
Geralt of Rivia : I never puke after vodka.
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Yaevinn : The order reveals its true face.
Geralt of Rivia : Under their shining armor, it's all rot.
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Siegfried of Denesle : You were wrong to cross me.
Geralt of Rivia : You're the one who's wrong.
Siegfried of Denesle : Stop barking, wolf, and draw your sword.
Geralt of Rivia : Do you enjoy working for a madman? Do you murder for pleasure or simply to follow orders?
Siegfried of Denesle : I need not to listen to you. You're not even human.
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Siegfried of Denesle : [of a dead mutated knight] The bastards! Geralt, I knew him. He was still a human a month ago! Shorter than me!
Geralt of Rivia : Well, you proved better with a sword.
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Dandelion : Then bold Foltest uttered these words: "Virtous Radovid..."
Geralt of Rivia : What the hell is that?
Dandelion : I'm trying to keep a faithful and accurate record of these events.
Geralt of Rivia : He said, "Stop deliberating, son, we need to put out the fire in this whorehouse".
Dandelion : Geralt, you have no sense of poetry. There's the truth of time and the truth of legend.
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[Azar has resurrected Rayla as a mutant]
Azar Javed : Greetings, Geralt. Have you met Rayla? A singular transformation gave her the gift of life.
White Rayla : Gerralt...
Geralt of Rivia : A singular transformation? The gift of life? You call that enslaved bag of blood and muscles alive?
Azar Javed : Better than alive... perfect.
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[Geralt has found dentist Zahin Schmartz working in the torture chamber of the Execution Tower]
Zahin Schmartz : Witcher Geralt. What brings you here?
Geralt of Rivia : Zahin Schmartz... explains the groans. Heard of anesthesia?
Zahin Schmartz : Sure, but herbs give me allergies.
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Geralt of Rivia : [to Dandelion, drunk] You were going to enlighten me about vampires.
Carmen : This is fascinating.
Geralt of Rivia : Like Carmen said, it's fascinating, so amazing it's unbelievable.
Carmen : I don't know much about vampires, but I do know a trick called 'the Vampire's kiss'...
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Carmen : I have an idea: let's play a game.
Geralt of Rivia : [drunk] Hmm...
Shani : It's a brilliant idea!
Dandelion : I never turn down Carmen when she proposes a game.
Geralt of Rivia : What game?
Carmen : Truth or dare.
Dandelion : Oo... like sexual dares?
Carmen : Relax, Dandelion, no. Let's say you'd have to steal something from the old lady's cupboard downstairs.
Dandelion : All right, I'll start. Shani, remember when I walked in on you and Geralt in Oxenfurt...
Geralt of Rivia : Dandelion, don't go there...
Shani : Unfair. I can't anger the old lady. She'll throw me out!
Geralt of Rivia : Then you must tell the truth...
Dandelion : How did you and Geralt end up in such a compromising position?
Shani : Umm... professional curiosity. I was researching the influence of mutagens on a witcher's physical condition. I admit I found no defects. Speaking of which, you could use some exercise, Dandelion. It's good for your health.
Geralt of Rivia : Ahem...
Carmen : Sweetie, you clearly don't know Dandelion that well. They don't call him 'the tongue of the North' for no reason.
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Shani : Thaler- I doubt you know him. We were walking along the dike one evening when I realized we were being followed by two men wearing grey coats over special forces armors. The coats were supposed to hide them. They didn't know at university I learned to regonize their kind. I thought we were going to be arrested, then Thaler told me not to worry- duty called and we neeeded to part. I was about to give him a piece of my mind when I noticed the men giving him signals.
Geralt of Rivia : Were they wearing Salamander badges?
Shani : Wait. I was curious, so I said he broke my heart and faked fainting. Thaler said to the men, "This better be important!" One of them answered, "But chief, we hid invisible-like." Thaler said, "Your balls will be invisible-like when I shove them up your arse".
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Geralt of Rivia : This investigation is getting expensive.
Raymond Maarloeve : I'm not the Prophet Lebioda. I can't live on roots and berries.
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Roderik de Wett : We know about your illegal gathering with the elf! Open up or you'll hang!
Yaevinn : [to Triss] Sorceress, teleport us now! My unit is ready.
Geralt of Rivia : Are you crazy?
Triss Merigold : He's right, Geralt. This may be our only chance... Alkh'imbagha, harr'a!
Declan Leuvaarden : I once saw a mage who emerged from a teleport without his legs. They arrived 5 seconds later...
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Dandelion : How did you get here?
Geralt of Rivia : By teleport.
Dandelion : Triss teleported me too. It was amazing. I always wanted to see what it's like.
Geralt of Rivia : She did that for you? Must be having an off day.
Dandelion : So why did Triss teleport you here?
Geralt of Rivia : Let's say she saved me from the kiss of death.
Dandelion : Interesting, perhaps I'll use it in my new ballad. In any case, what a truly delightful place. Triss said we should stay here until Princess Adda stops dreaming of slitting your throat.
Geralt of Rivia : I'd have to agree... So, tell me about this place... in prose, if you don't mind.
Dandelion : It's a charming area, thoroughly magical in its mood. The peasants seem altogether happy, while the peasant women are... mmmmmmmmm...
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Adam : I strive to compose a love poem for my beloved Alina.
Geralt of Rivia : Ask Dandelion, the poet. Supposedly, he's pretty good.
Adam : He said love would inspire me. He busies himself performing a diversionary maneuver.
Geralt of Rivia : A maneuver?
Adam : He's courting the miller's daughter to make Miss Arlene jealous. Clever, that one.