- Peter Griffin: Nothing like drive time radio to remind me that I don't make enough to afford satellite radio.
- Stewie Griffin: I'm going to watch older boys play Fortnite because I'm not old enough to play Fortnite myself.
- Instructor: He made up a song about cutting wires. Don't do that, guys.
- Tom Tucker: The shameless film star who made a movie college kids used to like is again asking people who have less to give him more.
- HR: Now, the way this works is we simply gather information and I make up my mind an hour ago.
- Stewie Griffin: Gemtlemen, it's time to start inappropriately touching actresses on the casting couch.
- Lois Griffin: You know I love you, but if this marriage is gonna survive, I think you need to be gone for most of it.
- Instructor: They were no talent jerks who made a kickstarter movie. Don't do that, guys.
- Peter Griffin: Hey, Candy, sorry I couldn't finish 'cause I'm so freakin' gacked on ski powder. I thought the gun would get me there. Anyway, here's the office cash. Careful of the wet floor, you're pregnant.