- Lucifer Morningstar: So the killer dumped the body, hoping the sharks would hide the murder? Should've known we'd smell something fishy.
- Ella Lopez: Aww, Dad joke, nice.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Thanks. I'm practicing.
- Remiel: I may not like you, but I hate Michael even more.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Now there's a ringing endorsement for my campaign poster.
- Penelope Decker: Your wife died?
- God: No, she's just in her own universe.
- Penelope Decker: [unaware who she's really talking to] Isn't that just how relationships fall apart?
- Amenadiel: Can we please talk about the immediate problem here? Like all of us archangels gathered here on Earth, out in the open for all of humanity to see!
- Lucifer Morningstar: Relax, brother, this is LA. No one will even notice.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [to Chloe] How can I call you "the detective" if you're not actually a detective?