Photos
Quotes
-
Lucifer Morningstar : What is that sound?
Linda Martin : Oh. My boobs. I'm pumping. Wearable breast pumps. Best invention since the epidural.
-
Ella Lopez : El Espinoza called in sick, I'm afraid.
Lucifer Morningstar : Ah, did he look in the mirror again? I told him not to do that.
-
Lucifer Morningstar : I suppose that what I call "powerless" is what everyone else calls a Tuesday.
-
Chloe Decker : Okay, so we're looking for Les Klumpsky.
Lucifer Morningstar : Gesundheit.
-
Chloe Decker : Well, I thought that maybe this could be our new normal. If you like.
Lucifer Morningstar : What, you work and I drink? What's not to like about that?
-
Linda Martin : The fact that he came to this emotionally mature insight on his own... Impressive. Shows a sign that he's grown.
Lucifer Morningstar : Bully for me. Now can we jump to the part where you teach the detective how to, you know, return my mojo?
Linda Martin : Yeah... Scratch emotional maturity.
-
Ella Lopez : Glitter's just an occupational hazard for Madison.
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, no, she was a stripper.
Ella Lopez : No, elementary school teacher.
-
Lucifer Morningstar : Detective would you like to use your newly acquired charms on this lovely chap?
Chloe Decker : Well, yes, I would. I just don't want to rub salt in your wound.
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, obviously I'd love you to rub something else, but we're learning to share, aren't we?
-
Ella Lopez : Same injection mark, same binding technique, same cause of death.
Chloe Decker : And no B&E
Lucifer Morningstar : Feels like a Hell loop.
-
Lucifer Morningstar : Do you think it's possible I've given my power to everyone I've ever had sex with and just never knew it?
[Linda tries to mojo him]
Lucifer Morningstar : No. Nada. Totally limp. Well, that's several million bullets dodged.
-
Lucifer Morningstar : Star Trek? Please, Miss Lopez knows more about that stuff than you ever could.
Ella Lopez : [SPEAKING KLINGON]
Lucifer Morningstar : See? She even speaks Chewbacca.
-
Chloe Decker : Lucifer, we just got together. You're already finding things to freak out about.
Lucifer Morningstar : I'm not finding anything, Detective. All I've done is lose stuff.
-
Lucifer Morningstar : Look, it's happening already. Our mojo's working on him.
Chloe Decker : Aw, you called it "our" mojo.
-
Lucifer Morningstar : Hello, Wyrzbeski. Tell me, apart from a more pronounceable name, what do you desire?
Wyrzbeski : Is this about Secret Santa? 'Cause you're not supposed to ask people what they want. That gives it away.
-
Chloe Decker : I've been thinking, and Linda does have a point. Feeling powerless is no joke. I'm so used to dismissing your crazy antics that I haven't been taking you...
[Notices holster]
Chloe Decker : Seriously? A gun?
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, I like to call it "our" gun.
-
Chloe Decker : The killer inserted a knife into her throat, made two very precise cuts, slashing her vocal cords.
Chloe Decker : Sounds like someone went to a lot of trouble to make a point.
Lucifer Morningstar : Yes, I smell an annoyed neighbor who's tired of her singing.