- Gene Belcher: [in a box, traumatized] Snake. Snake. Snake.
- Louise Belcher: Gene?
- Gene Belcher: Go away, snake! How did you learn my name?
- Louise Belcher: Gene, it's me. Your human sister.
- Louise Belcher: [trying to bribe him] What if I give you all the candy I have hidden in my room?
- Gene Belcher: How much are we talking about?
- Louise Belcher: Several Easters, couple of Halloweens, honestly some of it I stole from you.
- Gene Belcher: Do you have my Peeps?
- Louise Belcher: Yep.
- Gene Belcher: Ugh! I believed you when you told me some Peeps turn into real chickens and fly away!
- Louise Belcher: Yeah, they flew into my room.
- Gene Belcher: Fine, I'll go, But if I die of fright, put the candy in my coffin!
- Tina Belcher: [Gene's exited the limo screaming] Is he saying cake?
- Tina Belcher: [looks in the cooler that set Gene off] Oh, snake. OH A SNAKE!
- Louise Belcher: Let me talk to the boy. I'm sure he's calmed down by now.
- Gene Belcher: [from offscreen] SNAAAAAAAKE!
- Linda Belcher: [after Gene's experience with the snake in the front seat] Oh my baby! You okay? Can you breathe? Breathe, my man, breathe, breathe!
- Gene Belcher: [clearly traumatized] I'm fine. I'll just never go in a car, look at a car, or leave the house or get out of bed again.