Stanley Tucci credited as playing...
- Sean: [from trailer] So, is Ali short for anything?
- Ali Rose: Oh, yeah, it's short for Alice.
- Sean: Alice, hm? Well, welcome to Wonderland.
- Nikki: How come I don't have a nickname?
- Scarlett: Oh, you do.
- Nikki: Well, he never uses it.
- Sean: Oh, I do.
- Nikki: When?
- [walks down stairs]
- Sean: When you leave the room!
- [whispers]
- Sean: Slut!
- Sean: I heard that!
- Sean: [talking about the money Tess needs to save the club] It's just money. It's just a number.
- Tess: I know, but... do you think I could do it?
- [Sean shakes his head]
- Tess: Tell me a lie.
- Sean: I need your expert sewing skills.
- Tess: Tell me a *new* lie.
- Sean: I don't love you.
- Nikki: What the hell is that waitress doing here? I want that bitch *out*.
- Sean: And what did she *ever* do to you?
- Nikki: She said I looked like a drag queen!
- Sean: Well, that can't be the first time that's happened before.
- Tess: He didn't even look me in the eye! He just sat there playing with his wooden thingy on his desk.
- Sean: What thingy?
- Tess: The long wooden block thingy.
- Sean: The nameplate?
- Tess: Yeah. Nameplate.
- Sean: [talking about Ali's audition] Well, I couldn't keep my eyes off her.
- Tess: Try harder.
- Tess: And don't ever go behind my back again.
- Ali Rose: Yes, ma'am.
- Tess: And don't ever call me ma'am again.
- Ali Rose: Yes, sir. Errr... I mean, ma'am... I mean, Tess.
- Tess: Get on the floor.
- [to Sean]
- Tess: "Ma'am"? What am I, my mother?
- Sean: Yes, ma'am.
- Tess: Up yours.
