- Brenda Sparks: [Sheldon is dressed as Mr. Spock] I'm gonna have a little chat with your mother.
- Sheldon Cooper: Seems unlikely. My mother's on Vulcan.
- Billy Sparks: My mother's on Valium.
- George Cooper Sr.: Georgie, do you mind? We're trying to talk.
- Georgie Cooper: So? You can talk anywhere, but this is the only room in the house with a TV in it.
- Mary Cooper: Georgia, leave the room.
- Georgie Cooper: Fine, suit yourself.
- [gets up]
- Georgie Cooper: But if I was allowed to have a TV in my own room, we wouldn't be having this situation now would...
- George Cooper Sr.: Get out.