Sat, Aug 24, 2019
Back before people enjoyed laughing, they went to Serious Clubs. Then of course when the British Crown taxed rum, the American Revolution Began; and we can't forget how scary Roller Coasters are, especially if you've had a few shots of rum. Today we celebrate National Tell A Joke, Rum, Airborne and Roller Coaster Day.
Thu, Sep 19, 2019
Our favorite kooky seniors, Bill and Marge took their vacay in D.C. for Congressional Start-Up Day and wanted to spend some quality time together at the Pink and Blue Ice Cream place over a scoop of Spumoni. Things didn't go as planned. Today we celebrate Spumoni, Senior Citizens, Brazilian Blowout and Congressional Start-Up Day.
Sun, Sep 22, 2019
After discovering dwarfism, Dr. Cornelia de Lange took holiday in the U.S. to attend the Stamp Out Hunger Food Drive. Confused as to why the fattest country in the world has a hunger problem, an angry Transgender Dog Mom gave her a tongue lashing. Today we celebrate National Dog Mom's, Stamp Out Hunger Food Drive, Twilight Zone, Eat What You Want, Babysitters, Birth Mothers, Foam Rolling, Cornelia de Lange Syndrome Awareness, Train, Miniature Golf and Archery Day.
Mon, Oct 7, 2019
A special Happy Hour edition of National Day Riff brought to you be the Voice of Reason himself. After a long day at the office, we poured a few cocktails and decided to celebrate National Banana Barry Day. It may or may not be an actual celebration, but hopefully, after this, it will be.
Sat, Oct 12, 2019
LGBT Elder Bruce had always dreamed of owning a 7-11. But first, he had an appointment to get a piercing in the nether regions. Today we celebrate National Do Something Good for your Neighbor, Love a Tree, Sea Monkey, Piercing, Coquilles Saint Jacques, Biographers, and Honor Our LGBT Elders Day.
Tue, Oct 29, 2019
As a child, Addison always aspired to become an executioner. He was somewhat successful practicing on his parents. But when his mother rode of with his horse, he was left without transportation. When he became an adult executioner, he was always late and dubbed the Tardy Executioner.
Sat, Nov 16, 2019
An international man of mystery, Mikey the Mole traveled the world solving crime, figuratively putting his foot in his mouth and subsequently, getting his ass kicked. He did like a shaken, not stirred, martini, but wasn't quite the lady's man he wanted us to believe. Today we celebrate National Mole, Boston Creme Pie, iPod, Swallows Depart from San Juan Capistrano, and TV Talk Show Host Day.
Tue, Nov 26, 2019
Randy and Sandy, for reasons unknown, decided it was a good idea to take baby Sergeant (yes, they thought it was cute to name their kid Sergeant) on a road trip to visit Randy's parents, Bill and Marge, for Thanksgiving. After their uninvited, clothing-optional neighbor returned home, and they tossed back a few cocktails, it was time to sit down for a traditional, family, Thanksgiving dinner with all the trimmings and dysfunction.
Mon, Dec 23, 2019
Carol was a tight-wad, grumpy, you-know-what. On Christmas eve, after tossing back her fair share of dirty martinis, she gets a visit by the Ghost of Christmas Flashbacks, the Ghost of Christmas Right Now and the Ghost of Christmas Next Year or the Year After; who collectively teach her a thing or two about being such a you-know-what.