Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

City of Great Racks (2007)

Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper

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• Berta : [speaking of Rose]  Of all the broads that have staggered, bare-assed, through these hallowed halls, she's the one that got to you.

  Charlie Harper : Yeah, she got to me all right. She put a sleeping pill in my scotch and super-glued my testicles to my leg.

  Berta : You still can't get past that.

• Charlie Harper : Can you help or am I stuck shooting pool with a rope?

  Dr. Freeman : Thank you for that disturbing image.

• Rose : You can't expect me to go back to what we had without some kind of commitment.

  Charlie Harper : Commitment?

  Rose : We're going to get married, right?

  Charlie Harper : Married?

  Rose : Sell the house in Malibu and move to a kid-friendly neighborhood here, in London.

  Charlie Harper : Kid?

  Rose : Kids. We're gonna have kids, aren't we?