- Claire Dunphy: Mitchell, that was beautiful.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Well, everyone was looking at me, what the
- [BLEEP]
- Mitchell Pritchett: was I supposed to say?
- Ronaldo: [holding tray] How about a little quiche?
- Phil Dunphy: Oh, how European.
- [kisses Ronaldo on the cheek]
- Phil Dunphy: Mwah. Mwah.