- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: The good part about Dad not bein' here is we don't have to eat one of his nutritious and well-balanced meals.
- Meg Bennett: The bad part is, I miss 'im.
- J.D. Bennett: Doesn't old Professor Sharp ever let 'im outta that lab?
- Newscaster: Dr. Scarab was forced to flee the United Nations building when Bionic-1 arrived on the scene. Bionic-1's quick action has again saved us all from Scarab's madenss.
- Eric Bennett: Boy, wouldn't it be great to be bionic?
- J.D. Bennett: [after learning Jack is Bionic-1] I can't believe it.
- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: After this, nothing could surprise me.
- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: [watching Jack as Bionic-1 using karate-like moves against the Cyphron] Boy. I thought *I* was good.
- Dr. Scarab: When I'm through with you five worthless examples of mankind, Dr. Amadeus Sharp and Bionic-1 will wish they'd never been born.
- J.D. Bennett: I can't believe it, Mom. Dad is Bionic-1.
- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: And wacky old Professor Sharp is his boss? It boggles the mind.
- Meg Bennett: Mom, why didn't you tell us?
- Helen Bennett: Your dad and I just wanted to keep your lives as normal as possible.
- Dr. Scarab: What they don't know is that in exchange for comfort and power, they will also become my slaves.
- Dr. Scarab: I dub thee: Glove, for the power you possess in your hand. Mechanic, for your way with tools. Chopper, for your ferocity. Madame O for your cunning and mystery. And Klunk, because... why not?
- Bionic-1: Well, what am I going to do? They can't just stay like that forever. And why them and not me?
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: I've concluded that: not you because your bionics made you immune to the star's power. Ergo, bionicize your family.
- Bionic-1: You've gotta be kidding. Make my family bionic? Oh, no, it's... it's - it's too unpredictable.
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: I don't think we have a choice.
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: The signal is back.
- Bionic-1: Well, Professor, I guess I have to *go* back.
- Helen Bennett: No, dear. You have it wrong.
- [he turns to see her in the doorway with the kids, all bionic]
- Helen Bennett: From now on, we work together.
- Bionic-1: [she runs to him and he lifts her up and spins her around before hugging her] Well, guys, thanks to Professor Sharp, from now on it's the Bionic Six.
- Bionic-1, Helen Bennett, J.D. Bennett, Eric Bennett, Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett, Meg Bennett: Bionics on!
- Dr. Scarab: I have some surprises for you.
- Bionic-1: [muttering where he hides] And I have surprises for *you*; five, to be exact.
- Mother-1: [Scarab's gang run down to meet Bionic-1] Well, I guess it's time to find out if this stuff really works.
- Rock-1: [Scarab's gang run down to meet Bionic-1] Well, I guess it's time to find out if this stuff really works.