- Mechanic: [singing] Hi diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. The little dog laughed to see such sport, and the dish ran away with the... fork.
- Mechanic: [zooming in toward the moon's surface] Pretty soon I'm gonna see 'im. I'm gonna see the Man in the Moon.
- Eric Bennett: Boy, F.L.U.F.F.I., isn't the moon beautiful tonight?
- F.L.U.F.F.I.: I am not programmed to see the moon as a thing of beauty. To my sensors, it is a large white disk, at considerable distance from this - spot.
- Mechanic: [having shot past the full view of the moon zooming in toward its top surface] Pretty soon I'm gonna see 'im. I'm gonna see the Man in the Moon.
- Mechanic: [calling] Come out, come out. I won't hurt you...
- Dr. Scarab: [from behind] No. I won't hurt you. I'm not going to hurt you. I'm just going to kill you.
- Mechanic: But - but - but, boss...
- Dr. Scarab: No. Killing is too good for you. First I'm going to hurt you. After I hurt you, then I'm going to make you suffer.
- Mechanic: [crying] Scratch my eyes out, boss. Pull out my fingernails. But please let me go to the moon.
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: History lesson: who was the first man to step onto the moon?
- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: ...Christopher Columbus?
- [everyone laughs]
- J.D. Bennett: The first man to step onto the moon was Neil Armstrong. The second man to step onto the moon was Buzz Aldren. The mission was Apollo 11, the year was 1969, the month was July, the date was the twentieth.
- Mechanic: [looking for the Man in the Moon, he sees an alien move then replace Old Glory] There he is! Gosh. I didn't know he was - an American.
- Dr. Scarab: After all, I'm soon going to get my hands on that plutonium.
- Glove: And will your life be any better, Dr. Scarab?
- Dr. Scarab: No, probably not. But it will be a lot longer.
- [laughs]
- Mechanic: [seeing the aliens] Won't Scarab be surprised when he finds out the Man in the Moon has a family?
- Dr. Scarab: Why don't they reply to out signals? That's what I wanna know.
- Madame-O: Well, maybe they just don't have anything to say, darling.
- Dr. Scarab: First, get the meteor. Then the flag.
- Glove: Flag?
- Dr. Scarab: Just a little souvenir.
- [chuckles]
- [last lines]
- Teacher: Your science project was excellent, Eric, very convincing. It's almost - almost as if you had been there.