- J.D. Bennett: With Professor Sharp away, somebody has to keep tabs on the world.
- Sharp's Computer: All systems checked. Scanning. Scanning. Scanning.
- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: In other words, you're looking for trouble.
- J.D. Bennett: Literally.
- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: This looks like a job for...
- J.D. Bennett: Cut the dramatics and hit the alarm.
- Karate-1: [both working the kissing booth] Now, Rock-1, stop complaining; after all, it's for a good cause. You don't hear *me* complaining.
- Madame-O: The Bionic Six are headed straight into your trap.
- Dr. Scarab: Yes, and here's my next prediction of the future. I predict - the Bionic Six... won't have one.
- Dr. Scarab: You may notice you are fast approaching a loft peak. That is your destination. Your final destination. Remember, please observe the No Screaming signs.
- Dr. Scarab: Where are your manners, Mechanic? Show the lady to a chair.
- [he sets her in one]
- Dr. Scarab: That's it; now, tie her up.