The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)
A Tale of Two Houses (2007)
Robert Torti: Kurt
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Quotes
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Kurt : [to Zack and Cody, before playing a Viking at the theatre] You are so grounded, I'm going to spend the entire second act thinking of punishments that a Viking would find cruel!
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Kurt : Well, boys, you better do your homework. It's a school night.
Zack Martin : Mom always lets us watch "Wrestle Smackathon".
Kurt : Oh, really? Cause on the "Don't" list,
[picks up the list provided by Carey and reads it]
Kurt : "Don't let them convince you I let them watch 'Wrestle Smackathon' before they do their homework".
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Kurt : Sneaking girls in here without my permission is totally inappropriate.
Zack Martin : Well... now that you're here, can we have your permission?
Kurt : Oh, sure. Go on. Knock yourselves out... are you kidding?
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Zack Martin : Dating at 14 stinks! I'm not a kid anymore. I'm a man! A mature adult.
Kurt : [enters the suite] Hey, guys!
Zack Martin : Daddy!
[he and Cody run over to hug him]
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Abby : [After Kurt walks in dressed as a Viking] Why is there a Viking in your apartment?
Zack Martin : Er... we ordered German take-out?
Kurt : First of all, Vikings are from Scandinavia. And second of all, I'm their father.