The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)
A Tale of Two Houses (2007)
Adrian R'Mante: Esteban
Quotes
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London Tipton : [talking about Esteban's apartment] Why are you going to that ratty little place?
Esteban : How do you know what my place looks like?
London Tipton : Because compared to where I live, everyone has a ratty little place!
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London Tipton : We can be BFFWLSAGSAL!
Mr. Moseby , Esteban : What?
London Tipton : "Best Friends Forever Who Love Spending and Go Shopping A Lot".
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Hector : Esteban, I have great news. There has been a peaceful change of government in our country and your family's back in power!
Esteban : You mean grandfather Geraldo Juan Carlos Diego Pepe Bombaro Lupe Abarto Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de Rosa Ramirez has taken the throne again?
Hector : No. The other one.
Esteban : Oh, you mean Fred?
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Hector : Your bank accounts have been unfrozen and now you are rich.
Esteban : Really? Rich enough to my pet chicken a coop?
Hector : A solid gold coop with a doorman!
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Mr. Moseby : You must have some money saved.
Esteban : Yes, I do. I saved about a million pestabas.
Mr. Moseby : Well, that's good.
Esteban : Except for in this country, it comes to about $1.40.
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Esteban : Oh, Mr. Moseby, I should've listened to you instead of Miss Spend-Now-Save-Never!
Mr. Moseby : It's OK, Esteban. It's times like these that a man shows his true character.
Esteban : You're right. I must show that I'm strong and I'm in control.
[pause]
Esteban : Oh, I want that money!