- Dr. Lance Sweets: Let's talk about conflict. When you guys argue, how do you come to a resolution?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: We don't argue.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Come on! Remember?
- [indicates his office]
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Zone of truth. Right here.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Fine. We might... bicker a little bit, but that's not arguing.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Bicker? I don't bicker!
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: No? What about the whole environmentalism thing?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: That was a discussion.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: You pretty much told me my penis was gonna shrink if I didn't eat organic food.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: That's not bickering. That's being a good friend.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: My penis is just fine, thank you.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Hello, my sweet, exotic princess.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: What a slightly inappropriate greeting, Dr. Hodgins.
- Zack Addy: I think he's talking to a bug.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Well, now I feel a little... rejected.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Look at all the cars. I thought the VA hospital was closed?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, it is, Bones, but I mean, c'mon. It's the weekend, alright? An abandoned building surrounded by acres of secluded land, huh? Use your imagination.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [looks confused]
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Teenagers, hormones...
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You're saying they came here to fornicate.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: That's... nice image. Very, uh, biblical.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Now, we've got a lot to work on over the next few months.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Meaning we get to stay together?
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Yes.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [to Bones] I'm sensing a but.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: However...
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [to Booth] Same as a but.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: [on the phone with Bones and Booth] Are you guys heading towards a giant compost heap?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [to Bones] It's wrong how excited he sounds.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: There is clearly a very deep emotional bond between you two.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: We're just partners.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: And why do you think I would have thought otherwise?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Cause, you're 12.
- Angela Montenegro: [In the back seat of the car after witnessing an argument between Booth and Bones] Is it always like this when you two are together?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: No.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yes.
- Angela Montenegro: [Smiles knowingly] Kinda hot.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [to Bones who just took a call from Cam] What, you got big news from the nerd posse?
- Angela Montenegro: My sketch isn't matching any of the missing women on file.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Well, maybe no one's missed her yet.
- Angela Montenegro: Poor thing. Everyone should be missed.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Moving in to kiss Angela] Oh, you are such an angel.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: I will get a bucket of cold water. I swear.
- Angela Montenegro: So, your suspect is going to give me a description of your suspect. I'm not following.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yeah, the stoned, hippy guy. He's all we have so far. I mean, he'll tell you what the guy looks like that went into Emma's place, and you draw him.
- Angela Montenegro: You know, I've never really found stoned guys that dependable.
- [She smiles]
- Angela Montenegro: Except for cookies. They always have good cookies.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Hey, is that the test from Dr. Sweets?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [Holding the test protectively in front of her] Yes.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, what'd you put for number seven cuz I put 12 to 15 times a day, and now I'm thinking I really misunderstood the question.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Has it occurred to either of you that this might be another victim in the Widow's Son case?
- Dr. Zack Addy: Based on what?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Because the victim was cooked, like entree, same as that guy in Germany.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: There's no evidence here to suggest cannibalism, no bite marks...
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: No condiments...