Bones (TV Series)
The Secret in the Soil (2007)
David Boreanaz: Seeley Booth
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Quotes
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Dr. Lance Sweets : Let's talk about conflict. When you guys argue, how do you come to a resolution?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : We don't argue.
Dr. Lance Sweets : Come on! Remember?
[indicates his office]
Dr. Lance Sweets : Zone of truth. Right here.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Fine. We might... bicker a little bit, but that's not arguing.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Bicker? I don't bicker!
Special Agent Seeley Booth : No? What about the whole environmentalism thing?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : That was a discussion.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : You pretty much told me my penis was gonna shrink if I didn't eat organic food.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : That's not bickering. That's being a good friend.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : My penis is just fine, thank you.
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Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Look at all the cars. I thought the VA hospital was closed?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Well, it is, Bones, but I mean, c'mon. It's the weekend, alright? An abandoned building surrounded by acres of secluded land, huh? Use your imagination.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : [looks confused]
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Teenagers, hormones...
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : You're saying they came here to fornicate.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : That's... nice image. Very, uh, biblical.
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Dr. Lance Sweets : Now, we've got a lot to work on over the next few months.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Meaning we get to stay together?
Dr. Lance Sweets : Yes.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : [to Bones] I'm sensing a but.
Dr. Lance Sweets : However...
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : [to Booth] Same as a but.
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Dr. Jack Hodgins : [on the phone with Bones and Booth] Are you guys heading towards a giant compost heap?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : [to Bones] It's wrong how excited he sounds.
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Dr. Lance Sweets : There is clearly a very deep emotional bond between you two.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : We're just partners.
Dr. Lance Sweets : And why do you think I would have thought otherwise?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Cause, you're 12.
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Angela Montenegro : [In the back seat of the car after witnessing an argument between Booth and Bones] Is it always like this when you two are together?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : No.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Yes.
Angela Montenegro : [Smiles knowingly] Kinda hot.
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Special Agent Seeley Booth : [to Bones who just took a call from Cam] What, you got big news from the nerd posse?
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Angela Montenegro : So, your suspect is going to give me a description of your suspect. I'm not following.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Yeah, the stoned, hippy guy. He's all we have so far. I mean, he'll tell you what the guy looks like that went into Emma's place, and you draw him.
Angela Montenegro : You know, I've never really found stoned guys that dependable.
[She smiles]
Angela Montenegro : Except for cookies. They always have good cookies.
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Special Agent Seeley Booth : Hey, is that the test from Dr. Sweets?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : [Holding the test protectively in front of her] Yes.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Well, what'd you put for number seven cuz I put 12 to 15 times a day, and now I'm thinking I really misunderstood the question.
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Special Agent Seeley Booth : Ok Bones now you're going a little bit overboard, he's just a kid, alright I mean, the worst thing that's ever happened to him was he, lost at Mortal Kombat.