Geoff Pierson: Jack Malloy

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• Jack Malloy : Mr. Floppy, I've got a big problem.

  Mr. Floppy : Oy.

  Jack Malloy : Tiffany. She's going out with this biker guy and I need to know what you think a reasonably mature reaction would be.

  Mr. Floppy : Kill him?

  Jack Malloy : Kill him. I don't know. Murder. Something about it sounds wrong.

  Mr. Floppy : But how about a crime so perfect that no one would ever know who did it?

  Jack Malloy : The perfect crime; I'd be famous.

  [which causes Mr. Floppy to stare solemnly at the viewer, for how can anybody be so idiotic?]