- Jimmy Barrett: You know what I like about you? Nothing! But it's okay. You got me everything I wanted. What did you get? Bobbie? Lots of people have had that.
- Don Draper: Excuse me?
- Jimmy Barrett: Please. I laugh at you. I go home at night and I laugh at you.
- Don Draper: I don't know what you think happened.
- Jimmy Barrett: You. You wanna step out, fine. Go to a whore. You don't screw another man's wife. You're garbage. And you know it.
- Jimmy Barrett: Look at us. Over here at the kids' table.
- Betty Draper: What do you mean?
- Jimmy Barrett: Them. Your husband. I been standing behind guys like that my whole life. I was lucky I was funny. If I wasn't funny, I'd never have gotten to meet you.
- Betty Draper: That's not true.
- Jimmy Barrett: It is. It's hard to believe there's anything better than you. Hard to believe he could do any better than you.
- Betty Draper: Please stop.
- Jimmy Barrett: What do you think happened between the two of them?
- Betty Draper: Excuse me?
- Jimmy Barrett: Oh, come on. Look at them.
- Betty Draper: I don't like what you're saying.
- Jimmy Barrett: All I know is, I know her, and you know him, and there they are, and they don't care where we are.
- Betty Draper: Stop it.
- Jimmy Barrett: Hold on.
- Betty Draper: Let me go!
- Jimmy Barrett: I don't like it any more than you do.
- Betty Draper: You people are ugly and crude.
- Jimmy Barrett: What people? You mean comedians?
- Anna: [flashback] Are you Donald Draper?
- Don Draper: Yes, I am. If it's about my circular, many of the models are gone. But, uh, I'm sure we could find you something.
- Anna: Oh, I'm not here to buy a car. You're a hard man to find.
- Don Draper: Excuse me?
- Anna: You're not Don Draper.