Jackass 3D (2010)
Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña: Self
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Quotes
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Crew Member : You think Knoxville's gonna catch the ball?
Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña : Nope.
Bam Margera : Nooo.
Ryan Dunn : Who gives a shit?
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Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña : [as a portable toilet explodes and covers Dunn with blue sludge] No fucking way!
Johnny Knoxville : I am so happy right now.
Ryan Dunn : Dude, that thing *goes*.
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Preston Lacy : [approaching a random pedestrian] Hey buddy, would you mind watching my dog for a second while I run right in there? Thanks man, I'll be right back.
Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña : [he goes into the store and disappears, Wee Man exits wearing the same clothes] Thanks bud, thank you very much for watching my dog.
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Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña : How's Santa doing?
Johnny Knoxville : [climbing tall tree, dressed as Santa] Santa's fucking tired.
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Johnny Knoxville : [after gluing Wee-Man to Preston] 2 minutes.
Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña : 2 minutes is the longest 69 I've ever fucking done!
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Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña : [Wee Man is about to be glued to Preston in a 69 position] Man, we're really gonna be bros now.
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Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña : [direct end result of using super mighty glue] Look at my fucking nipple! My fucking armpit kills!
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Stevie Lee : Who the fuck are you?
Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña : Who are you?
Stevie Lee : I'm her fricken boyfriend, asshole!
Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña : That's cool, bud. I'm her man-friend.