Steve Garti: Farm Hand

Quotes 

• [Stig, wearing the bright orange shorts and the snorkel that Caroline brought back from Bermuda for Barney, has just shot an arrow into a hen coop. A farm hand emerges, holding the arrow] 

  Farm Hand : [on his mobile phone to his boss]  Boss, I've just been shot at. Wi' an arrow. An arrow, I'm telling you.

  [Stig runs past and grabs the arrow] 

  Farm Hand : Now a monkey's just run off with it, wearing shorts.