- Magician Mouse: Question: Why did these kids forget about us in the first place?
- Slime: Last week, I just started falling apart!
- Guardian Dog: You're sucking the oxygen out of the room!
- Robot: Honestly, doc, this is how it's going to be. I'm just going to wheel myself back and plug in
- Cal: Don't look him in the eye.
- Bea: Which one?
- Cal: You know damn well which one.
- Marshmallow: Thanks for doing this, It really means a whole lot.
- Cal: What if I told you imaginary friends are real? And when they're kids grow up, they're forgotten.
- Alligator: Okay, let me tell you something about the dark, okay? All kids are scared of the dark. All of them! Even if they don't admit it. And why? Cuz those night lights don't do anything! That's why.
- Gummy Bear: And Mom said too much candy isn't good for your tummy, but I said
- [farts]
- Gummy Bear: Oh, my god!
- Cal: Wow. My eyes can taste it.
- Gummy Bear: I'm so sorry.
- Cal: You don't taste that in your eyeballs?
- Guardian Dog: Like, sure, Mom, you got a job to do. You're doing great. But let me ask you something. You put this kid to bed, who's gonna watch over Poughkeepsie?