Captain Man: You know, maybe you should take the job, Henry.
Mayor Sockwell: Who's Henry?
Captain Man: [cringes] Dang it!
Bose: [points at Kid Danger] I think it's him.
Captain Man: [over his shoulder] Where's that memory wiper, Schwoz?
Henry Hart: I don't want the job.
Captain Man: Oh, really? 'Cause I'm starting to question your commitment to Swellview.
Henry Hart: My commitment to Swellvi... are you kidding me?
Captain Man: Well, you don't seem very committed to me.
Henry Hart: I'm not graduating from high school because of how committed I am to this job.
Captain Man: [moicking] "Oh, my friends are leaving! I'm stuck here in Swellview being a sidekick and saving lives!"
Henry Hart: Exactly! I've been too busy saving everyone else's life and forgot to have one of my own!
Captain Man: You swore an oath to defend this city.
Henry Hart: When I was 13.
Captain Man: So?
Henry Hart: So maybe I don't want to do it anymore!
Captain Man: Yeah, because you're obviously terrified of being stuck here in Swellview with me!
Henry Hart: Yeah, Ray. I am.
Mayor Sockwell: Who's Ray?
Henry Hart: [cringes] Dang it!
Bose: [points at Captain Man] I think it's that guy.
Captain Man: [over his shoulder] Where's that ding dang memory wiper, Schwoz?
Henry Hart: I don't want to be your sidekick for another 30 or 40 or 50 years.
Captain Man: But, man, that was always the plan! You'd be my sidekick and then you'd take over as Captain Man when I retire.
Henry Hart: No, no, no, I don't want to be Captain Man, okay? I don't ever want to be Captain Man! I will never, ever, be Captain Man!
[pause]
Bose: Psst! He's right there!
Captain Man: [hurt] Then why are you even here?
Henry Hart: That's a good question.
[takes out a changing gumball, then shoves the rest of the tube at Captain Man]
Captain Man: What are you doing?
Henry Hart: Quitting.
[chews the gumball, blows a bubble, and changes back into Henry]
Henry Hart: Hey, everyone. I'm Henry Hart, and I used to be Kid Danger.
[gets into the elevator]
Henry Hart: Oh, and Ray?
Captain Man: What?
Henry Hart: I'm taller than you.