Knight Rider (TV Series)
Knight Rider (2008)
Justin Bruening: Mike Traceur
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Quotes
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K.I.T.T. : Why did you leave Sarah Graiman?
Mike Traceur : Oh, we are not talking about this.
K.I.T.T. : Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her.
Mike Traceur : She said that?
K.I.T.T. : Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual?
Mike Traceur : Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that?
K.I.T.T. : Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort?
Mike Traceur : Monogamy is not natural.
K.I.T.T. : Why do you say that?
Mike Traceur : Because relationships don't last.
K.I.T.T. : It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce.
Mike Traceur : You happy?
K.I.T.T. : I cannot be happy.
Mike Traceur : Yeah, me neither.
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K.I.T.T. : I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here.
Mike Traceur : Yeah, I know what you mean.
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Mike Traceur : Michael? Will I ever see you again?
Michael Knight : I hope so.
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Mike Traceur : K.I.T.T, shut up
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K.I.T.T. : You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you.
Sarah : [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T] Do unto others.
K.I.T.T. : [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12.
Mike Traceur : This is intolerable.
Mike Traceur : [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip!
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Mike Traceur : K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank.
K.I.T.T. : Don't even think about it, Mike.
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K.I.T.T. : I require fuel.
Mike Traceur : You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of?
Sarah : Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better.
Mike Traceur : Why you gotta hate on Nebraska?
K.I.T.T. : My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned.
Mike Traceur : So the super car runs on gas.
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Mike Traceur : Well, together again.
K.I.T.T. : I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here.
Mike Traceur : Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive?
K.I.T.T. : Is this going to become a habit?
Mike Traceur : Definitely.
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Mike Traceur : He was my friend.
K.I.T.T. : I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine.
Mike Traceur : Every cowboy needs a sidekick.
K.I.T.T. : I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse
Mike Traceur : Hey, sense of humor. That's new.