- Jasper Dunlop: Hey, Char. Dare me to eat one of these things in this jar?
- Charlotte Page: No.
- Jasper Dunlop: YOU'RE ON!
- Charlotte Page: Scientists figured out a way to turn the restaurant grease into expensive biofuel, so now someone's stealing the grease from every restaurant in Swellview.
- Jasper Dunlop: Grrr! Scientists are the WORST!
- Henry Hart: What's that on Jasper's face?
- Ray Manchester: Uh, that is my son.
- Henry Hart: Aw... congrats.
- Charlotte Page: A couple thieves are stealing grease from that restaurant where they fry everything.
- Henry Hart: Fry Me a River?
- Charlotte Page: No, Grease on Earth.