Corner Gas (TV Series)

Cable Excess (2007)

Gabrielle Miller: Lacey Burrows

Quotes 

• Wanda Dollard : Ah, this is a tough call for me. Which side should I be on? I mean generally, I dislike cable companies, but specifically, I dislike Hank.

  Lacey Burrows : It's better to be specific.

• Lacey Burrows : Hey, Oscar. So listen, I have an idea. Why don't you and I team up together and do a show? It could be fun.

  Oscar Leroy : No.

  Lacey Burrows : Oh, come on, would you at least think about it? I could make it worth your while.

  Oscar Leroy : Lacey, chemistry or no chemistry, I'm happily married.

  Lacey Burrows : Oh no, no. Oscar, that is not what I meant. You know, and just for the record, that is never going to be what I meant. Ever. Just to be clear. Never. Ever.

  Brent LeRoy : [entering]  What's going on?

  Oscar Leroy : Not sure. Getting mixed signals.

• [Emma, Wanda, and Lacey are discussing the kind of show they want to make] 

  Wanda Dollard : I've always kinda liked The View. We could do something like that.

  Lacey Burrows : Mmm-hmm.

  Wanda Dollard : We could call it, um...

  Emma Leroy : "The View." That's a good name.

  Lacey Burrows : Nah, nah. I think the people at The View might have something to say about that.

  Wanda Dollard : [scoffs]  Like I'm afraid of The View.

  [cut to a lawyer in an office, there is an American flag on his desk] 

  U.S. Network Lawyer : [on the phone]  I'll get on it right away.

  U.S. Network Lawyer : [announcing]  Linda, I have to sue some place called Sa-catch-a-jam. It's in Canada or Minnesota or something. Look it up and get them on the phone.

  [cut back to the women at the Ruby, the phone rings] 

  Wanda Dollard : Just ignore that. We can come up with the title later.