- Dr. Archie Morris: Okay, you're feeling some pressure? Excellent. Name me three bacteria for neonatal sepsis.
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: Bend over and kiss my ass.
- Dr. Archie Morris: Those are not bacteria!
- Samantha Taggart: Moretti's looking for you.
- Tony Gates: I'm taking this guy to ICU.
- Samantha Taggart: He's in the break room.
- Tony Gates: Well, he's gonna have to wait.
- Samantha Taggart: He said it's important.
- Tony Gates: What the hell does he want?
- Samantha Taggart: Don't shoot the messenger! Jeez...
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: So, Harold, how do you like your iPod?
- Harold Zelinsky: Yeah, it's cool.
- Neela Rasgotra: Abdomen's soft and non-tender.
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: I remember when you had to go to the record store to buy music.
- Harold Zelinsky: I bought my first CD when I was 10.
- Nurse Chuny Marquez: Sonosite's ready.
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: So, when was that, like mid-'90s? Eminem? Huh?
- Harold Zelinsky: He wasn't around yet.
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: Right, right. Probably, uh, Spice Girls then?
- Harold Zelinsky: Mozart Clarinet Concert in A Major, Richard Stoltzman, soloist.