Open Season 2 (2008)
Steve Schirripa: Roberto
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Quotes
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Roberto : Come on, Fifi. I think a bald spot makes you look more sophisticated. Singe is the new pompadour.
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[Just before Boog saves him]
Roberto : Finally. Some alone time.
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Elliot : If this is the end, I need to say something. Giselle, I really, really, really...
Roger : Really?
Fifi : Time's up!
Charlene : Now you hold your little old horses, Fifi. I do believe this boy's got something on his mind.
Rufus : Yeah, give the guy a sporting chance.
Giselle : Oh, just forget it, Elliot. You've already made it clear how you feel.
Fifi : I feel this has gone long enough.
Elliot : Please let me finish!
Fifi : Fine. You've got 60 seconds.
Elliot : Are you serious? How about a minute?
Roberto : Hey, you better hurry up.
Elliot : Okay, okay. Giselle, before the wedding, my rack was huge.
Giselle : What?
Buddy : It's true.
Elliot : Very huge. And it broke very bad. And without my huge rack, I felt like less of a buck. But as time went on...
Fifi : Thirty seconds!
Elliot : The point is, I'm a better buck with not a huge rack on my head... but with you, Giselle, on my head instead.
McSquizzy : Oh, that's awful.
Giselle : And how does this relate to our wedding and the fact that you left me stranded at the altar?
Charlene : Left you at the altar?
Rufus : You, sir, are a coward.
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Stanley : Hey, Fifi. Did you hear they found Mr. Weenie? Isn't that great?
Roger : Really?
Roberto : Are you sure?
Charlene : I heard he lived with wild animals.
Roberto : No. That's horrible.
Stanley : He's lucky they didn't hurt him.
Charlene : Or kill him.
Fifi : Or worse. I was once in the vicious clutches of wild animals.
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Elliot : [to Fifi] No, no. You are missing the point.
Fifi : Oh, come on!
Elliot : [to Giselle] During our wedding, there was the incident with the other woman.
Rufus : Another woman?
[the others gasps]
Roberto : I can't even handle one.
Rico : Speak for yourself, amigo.
Elliot : No. No. Not that kind of other woman. The kind that grabbed Mr. Weenie.
Charlene : You're disgusting. You make me sick.
Rufus : That is a pig.
Stanley : [to Roger] This is getting good.