Fraggle Rock (TV Series)

Believe It or Not (1985)

Jerry Nelson: Pa Gorg

Quotes 

• Ma Gorg : Well, since you two royal poopnoddies are so frightened of a little monster, I assume this means that I, your delicate wife, mother and queen, will just have to go in there myself.

  Pa Gorg : Guess so, Ma.

  Pa Gorg : Yeah, of course you must, my dear.

  Ma Gorg : Huh?

  Pa Gorg : Have you ever known me to stand in your way?

• Pa Gorg : Well, never fear, my queen, Junior and I will defend our homestead.

  Junior Gorg : Right.

  [salutes] 

  Pa Gorg : Mostly Junior.

  [pushes his son towards the door] 

  Junior Gorg : But, Daddy, maybe I should chedk on my pet before I...

  Pa Gorg : Now, Junior, I got a brilliant idea. This monster is a Gorg-eater for sure.

  [Ma Gorg gasps] 

  Pa Gorg : So why don't you stand here, and be the bait? And when the monster lunges to devour you, I, the King of the Universe, will clobber it over the head with this.

  [grab's Ma's rolling pin] 

  Junior Gorg : Oh, gee, I don't know...

  Pa Gorg : [holding up the rolling pin to threaten Junior]  Go on, boy. Look appetizing.

• Ma Gorg : Oh, what Gorgic nincompoop nailed up this door, in the first place?

  Pa Gorg : Eh, probably one of your ancestors, dear.

  Junior Gorg : But, Daddy, I thought you said you...

  Ma Gorg : What?

  Pa Gorg : I said pull, Junior!

• Pa Gorg : I tell you, dreamcake, 'tis all up here.

  Ma Gorg : No, 'tis not. 'Tis all down there in the basement.

  Pa Gorg : Oh, let us not argue, honeybunch. The basement does not need to be cleaned, you only think it does.

  Ma Gorg : I'm not arguing, sweetie-kins. I'm telling you to clean out the basement.

  Pa Gorg : Oh, but sugarpuff, it really...

  Ma Gorg : [interrupting]  Don't argue!