Criminal Minds (TV Series)

Lucky (2007)

Shemar Moore: Derek Morgan

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Quotes 

• Derek Morgan : Good morning, princess.

  Penelope Garcia : [quickly says]  Good morning.

  [and keeps walking] 

  Derek Morgan : Pump... ya brakes.

  [Derek beckons Penelope back to him] 

  Derek Morgan : Every day, I say 'Good morning', and every morning you say 'I'll show you a good morning, hot stuff.' Every day. But not today?

  Penelope Garcia : I hate profilers. Do you know that?

  Derek Morgan : Spit it out.

  Penelope Garcia : Fine. I met a guy.

• Derek Morgan : [opening quote, voiceover]  "Fantasy abandoned by reason produces impossible monsters." - Francisco Goya.

• David Rossi : [about Feylinn]  Blaming the devil for his cannibalism wasn't enough to lessen his guilt, so he tricked others into participating. He made them all as guilty as he was.

  Derek Morgan : He caught every break possible, Rossi. Gets released from the hospital. His records get destroyed. Gets pulled over with a victim in the trunk of his car, and they let him go. I've never seen anyone that lucky.

  David Rossi : What's your point?

  Derek Morgan : You've been doin' this a long time. You've seen a lot of things. You think it's possible Feylinn would... I don't know. That he was getting some kind of help from something else?

  David Rossi : It's irrelevant. The job is to find evil, to stop it, not to know where it came from. Let somebody else take that job. This one's tough enough.

• David Rossi : You know, Reid was right.

  Derek Morgan : About?

  David Rossi : If you believe in one, you have to believe in the other.

• David Rossi : We never found any evidence of a killer satanic cult! In reality there are only two types of violent satanic criminals

  Dr. Spencer Reid : Ah, type one: teens Satanists, assume satanic identity to rebel. Minor crimes, theft and vandalism, to churches, schools, symbols of authority. When combined with drugs and alcohol, they may turn violent

  David Rossi : Yes, in extreme cases, deadly... That was out of my book, word for word!

  Derek Morgan : Oh, trust us: we know!

• Emily Prentiss : Hey Garcia, you normally call Morgan about these kinds of things. Is everything okay?

  Penelope Garcia : God I hate profilers!

  Emily Prentiss : Okay, come on, tell me!

  Penelope Garcia : I met this guy at the coffee shop I go to every day...

  Emily Prentiss : Right! Got it

  [Hangs up, walks to Derek] 

  Derek Morgan : What?

  Emily Prentiss : When a woman tells a man about her feelings, she doesn't want him to fix her. She wants him to shut up and listen!

• Derek Morgan : You don't like junkies?

  Floyd Feylinn Ferell : They taste funny.

• Derek Morgan : [closing quote, voiceover]  16th century English novelist Thomas Deloney wrote "God sends meat, and the devil sends cooks."

• Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : We got a bad one.

  [Walks brusquely past Morgan and Garcia] 

  Derek Morgan : How bad?

  Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : Florida.

• Derek Morgan : Rossi? Do me a favor, you talk to the priest all right?

  David Rossi : You rather interview the grieving parents on the worst day of their lives than the priest?

  Derek Morgan : If it is all right with you, yeah!