The Chubbchubbs Save Xmas (2007)

Jeffrey Tambor: Santa Claus

Quotes 

• Meeper : [having failed to deliver the presents]  Santa, I'm sorry. I ruined Christmas.

  Santa Claus : Oh, Meeper; you actually saved every Christmas to come by weeding out that naughty hacker.

  [showing Meeper a picture of Brad Spoylt as a baby near a computer] 

  Santa Claus : He's been messing up Christmas since he was a toddler!

  [to an elf] 

  Santa Claus : What do we have for him, Ed?

  Elf : [presenting a mobile home]  A new house!

  [the Chubbchubbs devour it] 

• Meeper : Meeper here! My Christmas wish is to have a home for me and my Chubbchubbs.

  Santa Claus : Meeper! What a kind and noble thing to offer your services. *If* you deliver all the toys to the children, I will grant your Christmas wish.

  [throws him a Santa Claus coat and a pair of briefs] 

  Santa Claus : You'll need one of these and a pair of these!

• Santa Claus : [as he prepares his sled]  This is going to be the best Christmas *ever*!

  [Meeper's ship flattens Santa and his sled; Santa ends up in a body cast] 

  Santa Claus : This could be serious: I fractured my beard.

• Santa Claus : [on a commercial with his elves]  Santa Claus is coming to town!

  [announcer voice] 

  Santa Claus : That was Santa and his elves live from the North Pole, Earth's favorite Pole! If you've been good, even if you're a fish, I will grant you your Christmas wish. Log onto www.ibeengood.com.

  Meeper : [in his mind]  My wish is for a real home for me and my Chubbchubbs!