- P.J. Franklin: [voiceover] We all get so entrenched in our everyday lives that sometimes any change in routine can really be a disruption.
- Mike Callahan: What's your book about?
- Stephanie Layne: Oh, it's a guide to help women get out of bad relationships. It's called, "You're a Great Guy, BUT..."
- Kenny Morittori: But WHAT?
- Mike Callahan: No, that's the title. "You're a Great Guy, BUT..."
- Kenny Morittori: But WHAT?
- Mike Callahan: You're all about your cool new friend Jo. Jo told you to go jump off a bridge, would you?
- Andy Franklin: Yes, and I'd take you with me.
- Brendan Dorff: My health insurance got cancelled. I got no choice. Gotta go to Dr. Brendo, now.
- P.J. Franklin: No-ho-ho-ho-o-o-o.
- Bobby Newman: Who... who's Dr. Brendo?
- P.J. Franklin: It's the doctor that lives inside his head.
- Bobby Newman: Yeah?
- Brendan Dorff: Went to Harvard Medical School.
- Bobby Newman: Inside your head.
- Brendan Dorff: Wherever, dude. It's Harvard.
- Mike Callahan: [in improv class] Hey, last time I passed a clap, she wasn't that happy.
- [dead silence]
- Mike Callahan: This guy gets it.
- P.J. Franklin: Let's talk about Elsa.
- Bobby Newman: Wow, that took you about a minute.
- P.J. Franklin: What?
- Bobby Newman: Did they nominate you to talk to me?
- P.J. Franklin: How did you guess?
- Bobby Newman: I've been in on THAT vote before. It's always you.