- Stan Smith: Your mom's enthusiastic spending is exactly what Jesus had in mind when he invented capitalism.
- Stan Smith: Once we were foes lockin a death struggle now he works for me. Stalin's up in heaven cryin' his eyes out.
- Stan Smith: [entering Steve's room full of communist memorabilia] Oh my God!
- [picks up a framed picture]
- Stan Smith: It's Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon!
- Sergei Kruglov: Perhaps it was the haste of a man who wanted to take his revenge like his Vodka, in one dreadful swallow.