The Good Place (TV Series)
A Chip Driver Mystery (2019)
D'Arcy Carden: Janet
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Quotes
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Bad Janet : Middle-aged American male fragility. You know why they're called baby boomers, right? Because the tiniest little pinprick to their ego, and boom: They become babies.
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Bad Janet : [sarcastically] People who get books as gifts always read them.
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Bad Janet : Can you just skip to the end?
Michael : No. I need to tell you the whole story.
Bad Janet : Why? Every story about humans ends the same way. Just tell me how they screwed up and put me out of my misery.
Michael : You're judging them too quickly. Trust me, I've spent a lot more time with people than you have.
Bad Janet : And I know literally everything that every one of them has ever done. Do you know what's happening right now on Earth? Wars, murders, women in $400 yoga pants are refusing to vaccinate their children. Vindictive nerds at Apple are changing the charging cable shape again.
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Bad Janet : Where does this hope come from, man? This insane hope that people are worth the trouble. To quote a terrible song by a terrible musician that people love so much they constantly put it in terrible movie trailers, humans are "b-b-b-b-bad to the bone".
Michael : Well, I think that they're g-g-g-good sometimes. And you should give them the b-b-b-benefit of the d-d-d-doubt.
