- Marc Spector: Steven, I can save us. But I can't have you fightin' me this time. You need to give me control. You understand?
- Steven Grant: No, what... control of what? What are you talking about?
- Marc Spector: That thing's about to break through the door. We're out of time. All right, hey, listen to me.
- Steven Grant: Stop it! No!
- Marc Spector: Look at me.
- Steven Grant: No!
- Marc Spector: Look at me.
- Steven Grant: You're not real!
- Marc Spector: This is real. I'm real.
- Steven Grant: No! You're not real. You're not real. None of this is real.
- Marc Spector: Yes. Steven. You gotta give me control. It's the only way.
- Steven Grant: Oh, God, I'm gonna die.
- Marc Spector: You... Steven.
- Steven Grant: I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
- Marc Spector: Look at me. You're not gonna die. Let me save us.
- Donna: Stevie, you absolute rascal. I didn't know you had taken a crack.
- Steven Grant: I didn't know either.
- Donna: Hang on, did she say steak? What in the world's a bloody vegan gonna eat in a steak house?
- Steven Grant: I don't know, Donna. Salad? Bread?
- Donna: Yeah, I can see why she went for it. Real catch you are.
- Arthur Harrow: Steven. Stop it.
- Steven Grant: Are you going to kill me?
- Arthur Harrow: It's maddening, isn't it? The voice in your head. Relentless, forever unsatisfied. No matter how hard you try to please, it devours you until there's nothing left but a hollow shell. And the more you ask for help, the more you begin to sound like the boy who cried wolf.
- Steven Grant: I can't help you.
- Arthur Harrow: I am trying to help you.
- Steven Grant: I saw you kill that woman in the Alps.
- Arthur Harrow: I only told her what millions more will soon learn. Do you wanna know the truth?
- Arthur Harrow: Consider this: had Ammit been free, she would have prevented Hitler and the destruction he wrought. Nero, the Armenian genocide, Pol Pot.
- Steven Grant: Not nice people.
- Arthur Harrow: But she was betrayed.
- Steven Grant: Was she?
- Arthur Harrow: By indolent fellow gods. By even her own Avatar.
- Steven Grant: Avatars. Blue people. Love that film.
- Layla El-Faouly: Oh, my God, you're alive.
- Steven Grant: Yeah, all right.
- Layla El-Faouly: That's it? I've been texting and calling you for months. You couldn't give me any sign that you were okay? I thought something happened to you. Where are you? Where-where have you been?
- Steven Grant: Uh...
- Layla El-Faouly: Hello? You...
- Steven Grant: Sorry, I-I just found this phone in my flat and I'm trying to figure out whose it is.
- Layla El-Faouly: What... what is with this accent?
- Steven Grant: What?
- Layla El-Faouly: What is happening right now?
- Steven Grant: Sorry, who... who do you think I am?
- Layla El-Faouly: What do you mean "who"? What's wrong with you, Marc?
- Steven Grant: What did you just call me? Who is this? Why did you call me Marc?
- Alpine Guard: There was a problem with the exchange. We got ambushed. Someone killed two of our men.
- Arthur Harrow: Is he still here?
- Alpine Guard: We think so, yes.
- [as Arthur speaks ancient Egpytian, the crowd around him kneels; remaining standing, Steven quickly kneels so as not to draw attention]
- Steven Grant: Oh, bollocks.
- Arthur Harrow: [switching back to English] You. I know you.
- Steven Grant: Me? Hi, uh...
- Arthur Harrow: Mercenary.
- Steven Grant: Mercenary? No, no. I'm not a mercenary. No, I'm a gift shop-ist. I work at a gift shop. Um, my name's Steven Grant. Uh... I'm trying to get back home. Back to London.
- [enunciating more clearly]
- Steven Grant: London? Don't know why I'm saying it like that.
- Arthur Harrow: Well, Steven Grant of the gift shop.
- Steven Grant: Yeah?
- Arthur Harrow: Will you return the scarab?
- Steven Grant: The... the what?
- [Harrow's guards usher him forward]
- Steven Grant: Oh, all right. Yeah, the... oh, you mean, uh...
- Khonshu: You will give him nothing.
- Steven Grant: Mate, I don't have your bloody beetle. I swear. I...
- Arthur Harrow: Oh, no, the scarab doesn't belong to me. It belongs to her. Do you know Ammit?
- Steven Grant: Do I know Ammit? No, not personally. Um, Egyptian deity, right? Uh, world's first boogeyman.
- Arthur Harrow: She was only the boogeyman for evildoers.
- Steven Grant: Right.
- Arthur Harrow: She grew weary of having to wait for sinners to commit their crime before punishing them. Would you wait to weed a garden 'til after the roses were dead?
- Steven Grant: I-I wouldn't do that.
- Arthur Harrow: The justice of Ammit surveys the whole of our lives.
- Steven Grant: Got it.
- Arthur Harrow: Past, present, future. She knows what we've done and what we will do.
- Steven Grant: Great. Okay. Well, the books must have left that part out.
- Arthur Harrow: So you really do work here.
- Steven Grant: Oh, God.
- Arthur Harrow: I'd assumed Steven Grant was an alias. Imagine my surprise to find you here.
- Steven Grant: [waving a security guard over] Excuse me, Ronnie. This man right here has been following me. Now, I don't know...
- Museum Disciple: [showing a tattoo on his arm] Praise Ammit.
- Arthur Harrow: Thank you.
- Steven Grant: Ronnie, you're part of this?
- [during the high-speed chase down the Alps, Steven has regained control of the body from Marc for the second time; he panics in the chaos and hurls something out of his truck at his pursuers]
- Khonshu: [in disbelief] Did he just throw the gun?
- Steven Grant: I don't know what I'm doing!
- Khonshu: Then leave us be. Parasite.
- Dylan: Punchy. Calling me now?
- Steven Grant: What? What do you mean? I'm... I'm at the restaurant for steak. It's steak time.
- Dylan: Yeah, I ate steak by myself, thanks. Two days ago.
- Steven Grant: What, what? I thought we said Friday. Today.
- Dylan: Right. Welcome to Sunday.
- Steven Grant: Come on, no. I think Friday still comes after Thursday, doesn't it?
- Dylan: It doesn't change the fact that today is Sunday, which means "lose my number."
- [during the high-speed chase down the Alps, Steven has regained control of the body from Marc, and is taking in the violent scenario of what happened in his absence]
- Khonshu: Wake up, Marc! If he loses the scarab, I'll kill you both!
- Steven Grant: ...but there has been a major blunder because they have got seven gods here, and the Ennead has nine.
- Donna: I fired two of them for being late. Listen, if you don't stop nattering at me, I swear I will shove in a sarcophagus. You can tell the pharaoh in there what is wrong with them and all.