- The Regent: [fighting Spider-Man] Like your namesake, you are becoming an irritating pest who must be exterminated.
- Spider-Man: Are you... trying to banter? It's kind of adorable.
- The Regent: If you had left well enough alone, you would've avoided all of this. My hatred is not towards you.
- Spider-Man: Aw, that gets me right in the feels. Then maybe this will get you right in yours!
- [uses his modified suit's rocket boots to blast toward Regent and punch him. Regent then uses wind power to blow a car toward him]
- Spider-Man: Wind power? Who has that?
- [his rocket boots fail and he falls back to the ground]
- Cop 1: [arriving on the scene] Nobody move!
- Cop 2: [referring to Regent] Who is that?
- The Regent: [chuckles] You are just an inconvenience, Spider-Man. And that ends now.
- [activates Cloak's powers]
- Spider-Man: That looks like the portal he used on Cap and Ms. Marvel.
- [the portal shoots toward him. His suit's negative ion displacer activates]
- Spider-Man: Come on, negative ion displacer, don't fail me now!
- [the device fires at the portal, but fail to close it]
- Spider-Man: It's not strong enough.
- [he tries to web-swing away, but the portal envelops him, then disappears]
- Yuri Watanabi: Spider-Man, no!
- [last lines]
- Spider-Man: [floating through a vortex] Where am I?
- [he hears groaning and looks over to see the Avengers]
- Spider-Man: Well, the good news is I found the Avengers.
- Molten Man: [fighting Spider-Man] Get outta here, clown.
- Mr. Negative: I told you, you are no match for us!
- Spider-Man: Oh, so you guys'll work together just to fight me? I feel like I'm helping a new friendship blossom. It's kinda beautiful really.
- Spider-Man: [after defeating Mr. Negative and Molten Man] I take it Mr. Feel-Good and Melty Man here are headed off to your fancy-pants holding cell?
- Yuri Watanabi: No. Given their criminal history and power-sets, they'll be sent immediately to the highest security at the Cellar. And before you make a basement joke, I know you know what I'm talking about.
- Spider-Man: Sure. The Cellar's that specialized prison designed to handle criminals with the most dangerous powers. And also, I would never make a basement joke. That would be beneath me.