- Bill Pearson: [addressing Trent's oversleeping] Trent, you have got to figure out this sleeping problem, you can't keep going on like this.
- Trent Pearson: Look, I'm sorry. I really am, but I can't help it.
- Bill Pearson: Well, what do we have to do, yell into your ear with a megaphone?
- Lauren Pearson: Dump a bucket of water over your head?
- Bryan Pearson: Put a bunch of black widow spiders in your bed to fill you so full of poison your nervous system shuts down?
- Bryan Pearson: [notices the entire family is staring at him] What, I mean if the water thing doesn't work.