How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Third Wheel (2007)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
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Quotes
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Ted : Alright, I'm ready. Let's hit it.
Marshall : Can't go. Tournament.
Ted : What so you mean? I suited up!
Barney : You take too long to get ready.
Ted : What are you talking about? I got that low maintenance, just rolled out of bed look.
Marshall : Yeah, which takes an hour and a half of waxing, tugging and teasing to achieve.
Barney : And then he starts on his hair. Ace!
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Ted Mosby : [after two girls are both hitting on him] I'm never NOT wearing a suit again.
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Ted Mosby : It's a tricycle.
Barney Stinson : No way!
Marshall Eriksen : What happened?
Barney Stinson : It's a tricycle.
Marshall Eriksen : No way!
Lily Aldrin : What happened?
Marshall Eriksen : It's a tricycle.
Lily Aldrin : I'm telling you now, all sorority girls are sluts.
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Barney Stinson : I can't let you do this, Ted.
Ted Mosby : Why not?
Barney Stinson : Because the belt is my birthright. You can't ride the tricycle before me. It's like Jimmy Olsen beating Lex Luthor while Superman watches impotently in his bed.